You know a story is bad when it makes you say, "Jesus, at least the teacher who raped his student got a couple of weeks in jail" (not that that case wasn't bullshit, too).
31 year old Brent Girouex was arrested on 60 counts of suspicion of sexual exploitation by a counselor or therapist.
The former youth counselor told police he did it to “help with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with [them]."
He claimed the acts would give his victims "sexual purity."
To recap, the married father of four repeatedly had sex with teenagers (at the very least, that would be statutory rape, since one story mentions that one of the teens in question was 14 at the time, no?) to help them overcome their homosexual tendencies. Because that's what God wanted. The kicker of the story?
Last week a judge handed down a 17-year prison sentence but promptly suspended it to allow Girouex to get sex offender treatment and probation.
As long as Girouex doesn't violate the terms of his probation, he won't do any jail time.