I saw on io9 the other day that they’re remaking the movie Splash with Channing Tatum as the mer...person. I mentioned in an unread grey comment there that in that movie Daryl Hannah’s naked mer-body gave a young Quasar Funk his first naughty feelings in the nether-regions.
How about all of you? Who was your first celebrity crush and what movie/TV show/music video/play/book signing/concert/indictment on Court TV did it for you? Who was the first unattainable adult lust of your childhood?