This was my day today on the couch. I saw some Law and Order: SVU episodes I haven’t seen before though! But damnit, there’s this fly that keeps landing on my ankles that won’t stay put so I can take it out with my new fly swatter I bought yesterday. Tonight I might go buy some pasta and a hot glue gun and make a fusilli Jerry.

Day one of unemployment is going as planned.

[Update] OMG I'm watching the latest Project Runway episode right now. Ashley is going through the same shit I went through right before I was canned. Biggest life lesson in work: Cover Your Ass.