In addition to quitting smoking, I’m also trying to shed a few pounds, so my lunch break now consists of running* for a half an hour and drinking a Slim-Fast afterwards.

Tell me what you’re eating. I’ll bet it’s hot and juicy. I can almost feel it sliding into my mouth. I don’t think I can get it all in! Oh, but it fills me up so good. So good.

send pics pls

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*By “running,” of course, I mean walking and jogging, because I haven’t been on a treadmill in like 6 months and over the holidays I smoked every cigarette manufactured since the election.