What’s happening out there? Tell me all about what you’ve been up to. Also, answer these questions (yes, lurkers, especially you). I’ll know if you’re lying or holding out on me.

  1. Have you ever fired a gun?
  2. Who was your worst teacher? Why?
  3. If you could choose between only four dishes for dinner for the rest of your life, what would they be?
  4. Use one word to describe your career.
  5. What’s the most enjoyable practical joke you’ve been involved in?
  6. Growing up, what did you wish you looked like?

In 1999, I read a short story about a scientist going mad after dissecting marmosets, and I had to look up what they were. Ever since then, I feel like they’re judging me.