Who has two thumbs and just replied to a post on Jezebel.com?

THIS LADY RIGHT HERE!

I would like to thank various people for their help in getting me unbanned. First and foremost is sugarhill, whose various posts on the commenter talk inspired my comment requesting an unban from EGR, and who communicated that EGR was open to email exchanges regarding said ban. Second is Erin Gloria Ryan herself, who coordinated my unbanning for me and was quite understanding when I explained the circumstances. Third would be the GM helpdesk people, who actually undid my ban for me. Finally, I would like to thank all of my former fellow banned commenters for their support through my eight-month ordeal. There is hope for you, please remember that.

I'M BACK BITCHES!