Because you know you want an update, here's what just happened. The copier is yet again jammed, only now it has a sign on it saying, and I quote, "Copier jammed."

Remember how I said that leaving a note would help to ameliorate the blind rage of the next poor schmuck who got stuck with the copier? I'd like to retract that, or at least amend it to include, "...unless, of course, the note provides no useful information other than, if one might translate, 'This isn't working right and I don't want to fix it.'"