I am taking a very early flight today. "First person through security" early.

I am currently watching a line of 28 people. TSA? Customer Service? Bathroom?

Nope. A closed McDonald's that does not open for half an hour. These people literally walked by four places that were open and serving similar breakfast, and are still opting to just wait it out.

I am really hoping none of these people are bringing it on the plane. There's a special place in hell for those that subject others to the smell of a McMuffin for three hours in a flying pop can.