The Sugarhill-Hellephant Standard Scale of Conflicts

We created this during the GT-PD Drama Llama and now it has been resurrected (patent pending). Cheers.

I found it Hellephant. This is our moment.

ETA: This post is genuinely not motivated by anything happening. Hellephant and I have been lamenting the loss of our academic scale of conflict for months now. I finally found it last night and had to share immediately lest it turn out to be a dream.

1 - Flurry

2- Tiff

3- Squabble

4- Spat


6- Ruckus




10- Fecal Hurricane (female > male)

(I like that we have the conflict vocabulary of people raised in the 1920s)