Someone on Gawker is arguing, dead seriously, that Jon Stewart retired because he was too scared of Hillary Clinton fans to make fun of her on TV.

This is a regular poster (i.e., not a troll) and apparently a Stewart fan — he’s not trying to insult Stewart by suggesting he’s such a coward that he couldn’t possibly make jokes about Hillary Clinton because he might face the unbelievably terrifying backlash of “vagina voters” saying mean things about him on the Internet. He actually appears to think Hillary voters saying mean thinks about Stewart on the Internet is so perilous and horrifying that Stewart was smart to abandon the Daily Show rather that expose himself to such unbelievable danger.

I’m kind of impressed. Considering what we’ve already seen this election cycle, I didn’t think it was possible to surprise me simply by being painfully stupid, but here we are.