We were driving behind a SUV that had MILF scrawled in the dirt on the back windshield.

My mom, squinting: "What's that say?"

Me: "MILF"

My mom : "But what does it mean?"

Me: "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"

My mom gives this horrified gasp "That's awful! How do you know this stuff?!"

My mom sees that there's something written in between the letters of MILF so she pulls up closer. It says "Mom I Love Forever"

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My mom: "That's what MILF stands for. Not that awful thing that you just said! What sweet people driving that car!"

So now I'm slightly concerned that my mom is going to be working MILF into conversations because she really doesn't believe my definition of it and is choosing to go with the "sweet" one.