I think I have found, in my opinion, the worst post on the internet.

Cauliflower is not bagels.

Cauliflower is not bread.

Cauliflower is not nachos.

Cauliflower is not macaroni.

Cauliflower is not muffins.

I am not opposed to cauliflower on principle. Cauliflower is fine. But it needs to stop pretending to be things that it isn’t.