My sister got engaged this weekend! My best friend from college got married! My brother is registering for a domestic partnership! My boyfriend is dropping hints! Dear God, are my days of stoned Chicken McNuggets consumption winding down? Are there screaming babies on the way to Christmas dinner? Has my mom been bribing people? I guess you eventually get sick of raising your kids when they approach or pass 30 without committing to a new family. We are high-maintenance so I wouldn't blame her.