For those of you following my career and what will eventually turn into a reality show/mid season replacement sitcom (if Selfie flops John Cho plays my everything while wearing a vest) I am being sworn in next week. I'm really itching to solve some small town deaths i.e. Did Mr. Williams die of a heart attack or CO2 posioning. Also a side note " Hi I'm Deputy Coroner, yeah you can say I work with stiffs" is the slickest pick up line of all time.