So I'm spending my ungodly morning hours watching an old episode of Iron Chef on YouTube (don't you dare judge me), and one of the chefs just started working on a dish of lard, minced fruit, and sugar. Cut away to the judges' podium, where they're pretty much responding the way that all of us are:

(Even though it's a still from the video, if you listen closely you can hear them thinking, "So we're going to have to eat that, huh?")