Get this, you guys

Some of you may have heard tell of my ex-husband's new wife. You know, the one that used to steal my clothes and wear them? The one that gave my daughter a candy garter? The one whose anal probe I found sitting on the dining room table one day when I stopped by to get my son's math book (dude! my kids eat there!)? Yeah, that's the one.

So I stopped by their place this evening, around 9 pm, and encountered her lying on the couch wearing a giant pair of footie pajamas. And she is...not petite. She looked like a humongous teal teletubby.

While searching for an appropriate accompanying pic for this post I found a picture of a woman wearing a "sexy teletubby" costume. Ew!

Get this, you guys