Because you oughtta.
Masshole James posted the link in the comments on a not very popular post, so I thought I’d spread the word to those who would gladly abuse it.
Here are my colorful attempts, thus far. I put way too much detail into the top one, so I’m including a bigger version here, so I get credit for all the time I wasted on it. Apparently I have a sickening need for credit, just like our presimident. I WON I AM WINNING MY CROWDS ARE THE YOOGEST MY TIE THE LONGEST I AM GOLD PLATED EVERYONE ELSE IS VERY VERY BAD THE WORST.