A little context: my future husband was sent to the greys on Gawker because he shit on a silly person that insulted men that wear shorts. Said future husband claimed he would be sucking dick to get back in the black and I said no fucking way would I ever suck that particular dick. And then I made the claim the writer looks like the type of dude that does weird things with cum.

This all happened last night. And then the writer crashed into our mentions this morning.


And insulting my looks and intelligence? Yawn. They teach that shit in troll 101 class. Get back to me when you take a 800 level course.

And learn how to apply the term "shade" correctly.