Cetaphil cleanser: Check.

Clairsonic: Check

A toner whose only acid is citric acid at the bottom of the list: Check

Tea tree oil on the eyelids: Check (also, why?)

Almay products: Check

And yes, I am a snob. In case you were wondering.

She’s very nice in the comments though. But girl...if you happen to read this, drop the cetaphil and tea tree oil, damn.