So, you're at the park, having a little fun with your cousin, when a giant man offers to show you his gang tattoos. But instead of showing you his tats, he lifts your arm and sniffs your armpits.
Uhh . . . . you're going to need counseling after that, for the sheer weirdness of it all.
And not to body snark or anything, but this guy is a gentle reminder to get some exercise a few times a week.