Hey all, be prepared, Mercury’s in retrograde again. Here’s my beloved Susan Miller’s take on it for the uninitiated. For a bonus check out her Compatibility Guide which tells you how well you and your “mate” mesh.

(Thanks in advance to all the scientist types who want to talk to me about confirmation bias or whatever; you might as well spend your time explaining to me that Zeus is not really an invisible sky man who sneaks around boning mortals. I just think it’s a fun and interesting pastime.)