We can all stop pretending that I am not an asshole. So the other soux chef has these two grody ass long as fuck hairs coming out of his left nostril. I am talking epic in length. The only way they could possibly be this straight and long, is if you groomed them. I suspect he is putting hair care product on them (2).

I can’t stop looking at them, and there is zero chance he doesnt know he has a fucking vine crawling down his lip. I actually had a plan to offer to snip those bitches for him yesterday, and I actually had scissors in my fucking hand. Is he just fucking with everybody in the kitchen?!