I’ve recently been granted authorship on Clashtalk (thanks Gideon and Quantum) and even though most of you probably know me from the comments I feel like properly introducing myself and, like every new teacher I’ve ever had, asking some sort of pointless question with no real answer.

A few things about me:

-I’m a lawyer and a nihilist

-I’m afraid of small children, commitment and deep water

- I smoke too much

-Sometimes I’m a vegetarian.

-At this moment in time, my hair is the longest it has ever been.

What do I really like most in life? The smell of old furniture and pipe smoke.