I'm supposed to go to a production of it and I'm really not in the mood. (Please don't make me go.) I've never seen it before and I just have this feeling I won't like it, uncultured swine that I am.

My urge to flake is rising rising rising. Please post any redeeming qualities of the play in the comments. If this post is up for five minutes with no comments I'm assuming the universe is telling me I don't have to go. Fair deal?