In response to a pretty innocuous comment I made on Valleywag, I got this:

This has got to be a parody. In what situation would a woman radomnly demand a glass of water? The movie version of Jack & Jill? Let me tell you, if I had tits like that and you wouldn't even give me a drink of water when I asked nicely, you ain't getting none. (pro-tip, you probably ain't getting near anyone's tits)