Apparently the young women in our country are now taking advice from other young women 3 to 4 years older than them on MTV. Extremely bad advice. I have never been more certain than ever that MTV needs to make the official list of Clashtalk enemies.

Question: Do you plan your vacay (this is slang for vacation), around your period?!

Answer: No, because your fucking parents pay for your vacation, and you will shut the fuck up and enjoy it no matter what condition you are in, you fucking ingrates.