I thought I would never have to do this. But look at my fancy little county with its “practicing” modifier on its jury (dis)qualifications. Eat a dick, my county. So I get to have to be on a jury or four next month.
Please provide the following information in the comments section provided below:
1. Jury duty horror stories.
2. Jury duty glory stories.
3. Jury duty totally got laid, bro stories.
4. Jury duty poop stories.
5. Like books(?)* or something, I guess, or whatever?
*I think the last thing I read recreationally** was the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
**Kinja says recreationally isn’t a word, but I feel pretty confident.