We left our bedroom window open last night, and I awoke at 5:30 in the morning to a freezing room. Still stuporous from sleep, I stumbled out of bed to close it, forgetting that I was in my birthday suit. The window opens outwards and latches to the ceiling, so I have to reach up high to get it, and it's often difficult to remove from its hooks. As I struggled with it while the morning commute traffic whizzed past the house in a steady stream, my husband kept yelling, "Your eggs! Your eggs! Your eggs! Your eggs are pressed against the window!" Since he's never before referred to my breasts as eggs, I had no idea what he was talking about, making his shouted warnings worthless. I continued to cluelessly press my eggs against the window.

So what interesting things have y'all done today?