Over on Io9, you can check out the trailer for "Jurassic World". Sure, I love dinosaurs. I was a total dinosaur junky growing up, hardcore like, But the Jurassic Park franchise needs to be shut down. I have only seen bits and pieces of Jurassic Park 3, and I firmly believe it shouldn't have even gotten a second movie. Heck the second book that Michael Crichton did was fucking terrible, and I fucking love Crichton as a writer.
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to become....Velociraptor trainers? Also a recurring theme that has now hit a fourth movie....Vest. Why in gods name Do the main characters almost always wear some kind of vest. Chris Pratt doesn't need no stinking vest.
I don't completely blame Pratt though. I mostly Blame Spielberg for pretty much being a 12 year old that is still suckling on his mothers teat. I can't tell you the last time he was innovative in any way.
You still rock Chris, I just wish Steve kept his hands off ya....