I don't know how many children the rest of you plan on running over to get more candy for the hordes of beggars that are planning on knocking on your door, but I am going for broke grand theft auto style.

I just got the no go from the lady about passing out candy in my birthday suit with a bottle of Jameson in one hand and a bowel of candy in the other....she said that is not a costume <shrug> I tried.

I am feeling frisky this Halloween and have thought about passing out expired fortune cookies to kids this year. I am also considering using Halloween as a chance to pitch my political views to parents.

Heah, if you're giving out free candy, I think you should be able to get your moneys worth out of the deal.

What evil deeds do you have planned Clashtalk?!