My house has a stained-glass window that I used to find charming until someone pointed out that it looked like a dick and balls. When I first moved in, I thought it looked like a Charles Rennie Mackintosh-ish design. Now, though, it looks like a dick and balls. What do you see? Alternatively, how do you ignore dick-shaped things in your house and politely redirect the conversation when someone looks at it a little too long?