So I hear the Kwik Shop's been razed. In its place, I propose a department store, a la Macy's, with specific managers of certain departments. Managers of said departments:

Thunder Lips: Boner Dept. Manager.

Jenn: Cocktail Mixer Manager.

BP: Arm Refitting Manager.

Yukon: Sports Memorabilia Dept.

Applications being taken for other key departments; apply below.