So Sometime today, I am going to get my lady a fucking wedding ring, and when she gets off work, I am going to slap that fucker on her fucking finger. We both have Tuesday off this week, which I think is as good as any day to do the damn deed. Neither of us wants a big wedding. My family and hers is full of lunatics. A wedding would just be us feeding circus animals.

I don't know if she will be down for this, but fuck it, I am going to at least run it by her. I am done fucking around. I don't want to put my head down next to anybody else. 5 fucking years. I never had been with somebody for more than a year at a time before her.

Alright Beyonce, I liked it so I am slapping a ring on it.