Today's theme suggested by ClassicGT, who seems to possess a preternatural ability in facilitating people to embarrass themselves. Boot up whatever music device you use, press shuffle, and then post the first two songs that play.

The reason that I'm electing to do two rather than one is that when I first did this, Sophie B. Hawkins, "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" came on. I know. This time, when I loathe myself, it's personal. I maintain it's very listenable, even if you have to suffer through the lyrics: "I'd rock you 'til the daylight comes/ Made sure you are smiling and warm/ I am everything; tonight, I'll be your mother." Jesus.

Moving right along. Second song that came up was Swedish group Caesars' "Jerk It Out". I'm okay with this.

So press shuffle and try your luck. You can post just the one if it's not horrifying, but if your device betrays you (like my Judas of an iPod did) feel free to post the first two songs.