This writer, Joan Summers: She’s funny. She’s got energy. She actually knows how and when to snark, and to what degree. She referred to Kim and Kanye as “chaos merchants,” which tickled me. And she wades right into the comments and answers just about everyone. I like her. I’d have drinks with her.

Sorry this post is uncharacteristically lacking in Negative Emotionality.

ETA/Unrelated: Today is the 60th birthday of Susanna Hoffs, lead singer and guitarist of The Bangles. I love The Bangles more than is dignified. Here’s a favorite (sorry, the link doesn’t seem to work on mobile. The song is “In Your Room”):