My fellow electrical scallywag 'Rorty' Dave had a date last night. I pick him up this morning and he asks me to drop his date off at home on our way to work: "yeah no worries". She seemed nice, we dropped her off and then started the driving to the job. "Did you have a good time Dave?" "Yeah really good" blah blah blah. "Dave why'd you keep checking your phone?", "to see if she's sent me a message yet", "why don't you text her?". Then he comes out with "No you never send the first message".

Is this still a thing, are we not above teenage shenanigans. I'm glad I'm on the shelf.