From Dodai's "Long Island Medium" story:
As someone who once went on a brief but passionate Long Island Medium bender and shed copious amounts of tears throughout, this is v. disappointing for me. This world is a cruel place with definitely not enough ghosts in it. (Also, on a more serious note: it's horrible to take advantage of grieving people like that!!!!!)
1. "v. disappointing"?
2. Five exclamation points? Is she bffs with Taylor Swift?
And of course there's this masterpiece of eloquence: