Your dear MM just got scoffed at for not going to a baby shower for an assistant in the DA's office. I barely know this person and don't understand why the other attorneys are going. A luncheon is one thing, but it is quite another to stop working in the middle of the afternoon and go to the basement of the courthouse to celebrate the upcoming arrival of a baby nobody here really gives a shit about.
I'm perfectly aware I sound like a bitch, but come on. When I waste time at work I read a book or post on Clashtalk, not go eat cake I don't need with people I am obligated to see for hours and hours each day.
Who else's office is like this? My God. Dr. Teeth, is it okay I stole your tag? Actually I'll change it.