So yesterday I took an "Are you smarter than a random celebrity" on Slate (it was Patton Oswald, and I kicked his ass). The questions were about the week's news, and included the following, which frankly raises more questions than it answers:

Some of the questions: why would you intentionally—if I'm reading that correctly—have bees sting you on your penis? How many people were wondering, "If I had a choice, would I rather a bee sting me on my dick or on my nose?" And I fully support the creation of knowledge for its own sake, just out of curiosity, but were any of my tax dollars put into use to figure out that bee stings on one's genitals hurt?