I googled my screen name tonight and discovered that my (11 year old) son has been commenting on Youtube under my Gawker handle. So now I am officially on record as having expressed the following:

  • i bet almost all the invincibles are inside jokes at gearbox
  • if you used the crossfire with that shield he was talking about and the mechromancers close enough skill this would be a beast
  • DANG that is a long ass description
  • can you read facepalms (this on a video about palmistry)
  • its pronouced qu-A-zar
  • i thought the gunzerker ethos was "kill, kill, kill"
  • im a commando used this shield with the left skill tree, lvl 50 conference call against warrior. he was dead in three shots also its REALLY good with maya she can dodge ANYTHING with this thing i was fighting terramourfos and he never hit
  • idiots (this on a video about the 10 worst man-made disasters)
  • dafuq (this on a Minecraft Harlem Shake video—that's legit)
  • i ate 20 and i could not feel my tongue (re: a challenge to eat 150 Warheads)
  • this song makes me cry every time but in a good way :') (re: "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T’s—this could be the greatest indignity of all)
  • no, the video was too bad to be fake plus you could see that the son was going crazy. also, WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DAD (this on “Dad Throws Son’s xBox out the Window")
  • this community of people put together by a video game is truly amazing it is just one of the greatest things i have seen my entire life (re: Minecraft)