Good morning, CLT. I’d like to get to know you better. Answer these questions, if you will.

  1. What is the most appetising thing in your refrigerator right now?
  2. If you found $100, what would you do with it?
  3. Your most desired but least practical pet?
  4. Which season do you enjoy the most?
  5. Which would you choose—never leaving your home country or never returning to it?

Today’s exiting news comes from Hilton, Western Australia, where a team of vets performed an operation on a turtle named Paris. The best line of the article is: Paris Hilton will be monitored over the coming days before being released back into the wild.