-I have my phone back from the menders today.
-I smashed the screen on my mother in laws phone that she lent me today.
- Mrs wing trimmed my miskewed locks last night.
-She said "you know what your asking for is a Bob?" I said " whatever Trevor just cut it, I fear no bobs"
-I now sport a woman's hair style
-I'm taking my stick to the beach tomorrow cause I'm self employed and that's how I roll!