Lately, for like the past 2 weeks, every single night I've had a dream about an ex I haven't seen/heard from/thought about for close to 10 years. So thinking maybe he died, I google him. No luck there but I did find his online dating profile - recently logged into and updated. Full of half-naked selfies.
Dude's gotten fat. And is going bald.
And his cutoff age for women is 10 years younger than himself.