Joe Biden is exploring a Presidential run. The one thing holding my marriage together right now is the fact that he’s NOT running and we can both vote for Hillary and be done with it. I like Hillary’s ruthlessness and borderline insanity, and I love Kate McKinnon’s take on her. She must win!

No seriously. We’ve been married for like two months or something and I’ve already driven him crazy watching Seinfeld on Hulu all the time.