so I got up early, stretched this old body, arrived to work early and cleared up email and went to my fav coffee shop in time to score the best seat in the house. Happily have on noise canceling headphones and making my way through a big file when a nice young man sits at the table next to me with a book.

HE REEKS OF COLOGNE. My nose is stopping up and eyes are smarting.

Aaaaaaaarrrrrgghhhhhh. Why do guys do this???