I get that the show is all #foodporn and #art, but where the fuck has the story gone? This is the most vapid, confusing bunch of autofellatio I’ve ever seen. Everyone’s calling it slow-paced, but the episode to me is like someone trapped their fart in a jar and you spend 40 minutes trying to open it — unaware that it is a smelly fart — and then in the last few seconds you get it open, and you immediately regret the last 40 minutes of your life. That is how I feel after watching this episode.

Hannibal Lector has now claimed me as another of his victims, which is neatly presented in this picture I modified below.

Credit to this person for the original.