Hey Clashers! What’s shakin’? (Except for Milk Shakin’ Daft Bollocks etc... we know what’s aquivering over there). How’s your Friday the 13th going? Anything spooky or uncanny? No? Yes? Let’s hear about it in the comments. In the meantime...

Here’s a video of a cattle auctioneer set to a rap beat, because, why the hell not?