Apart from the steel toe caps I wear to work. I own a pair of shoes for weddings and funerals and a pair of flip flops for everything else. With that in mind and the onset of imminent November snow I went to buy some of those skate shoe trainer bobs. Thing is with a US13 size they look like prescription shoes.

And those baseball shoes look like clown shoes.Grrr I'm thinking of becoming a Hobit.

ETA

I did however buy some garish undercrackers. Ridiculous trunks are one of lifes little pleasures.