Did you guys know about HateSong, the regular Onion article where they interview famous people and ask them about what songs they hate the most? I've only read a few, but it is making my morning bright and shiny.
AVC: Maybe she’s cool and we don’t know.
Brian Posehn: Katy? Nah, kind of doubt it. She’s going out with John Mayer. I mean, really? How fucking cool are you if you’re letting that guy inside of you?
[Edited for punctuation.]