Holy shit that was a blast. Can't wait for Obama next week.

I'm gonna volunteer for the Democrats next week. Gotta elect the nation's first openly gay governor, and kick Susan "Not Really a Moderate" Collins out on her ass.

Also, fuck Eliot Cutler with a rusty hatchet. He's going to deliver the state to the fucking teapublican Paul LePage because he's Nadering the Democrats just like he did four years ago.

Anyway, Rachel just texted me the word "booty" but we're texting words associated with pirates back and forth to each other so I don't know how much or little to read into it.

I texted back "poop deck".